rated/mafia au scenarios
Just wanted to let you know that we’re not ignoring these requests!
They just take a lot more thinking about (for me, anyway), so they don’t end up sounding like a fangirling mess/terribly cliché~ I’ll try and have some out by tonight, please try to bear with me/us!
Thank you for your patience <3
How would Sehun/Xiumin/Lay deal with a breakup after a nearly 2 year relationship, the break up was because the girl is scared of burdening him and his career <3 Thank chuuu
Sehun: Out of the three of them, Sehun would be the most angry. He wouldn’t be able to understand why you’d want to throw away something that was clearly special (2 years is a long time for a lot of relationships) over something that he’d see as quite trivial. He’d see it as really weird thinking on your behalf - you two would have been dating throughout the time he was an idol/training, and for you to decide suddenly that you were a burden would really confuse him (I don’t think he’d think that you’d been feeling like this for a while). He’d do his best to convince you otherwise, and to stay - probably not too kindly, mind, he’d end up angry - but if you didn’t accept it, Sehun would probably think it was for the best (as it would be a problem throughout your relationship) and put everything in to working to try and ignore any thoughts or regrets he had. He’d be miserable, though :(
Xiumin: Xiumin would probably be the most understanding - but he’d take a similar stance to Sehun. You’d been dating an idol/trainee for a while, and it would take him by surprise that you’d only just brought it up. He’d be able to put two and two together and imagine that you’d been feeling like it for a while, and he’d do his best to dissuade you. Xiumin would probably bring up things from the past, and when he’d be really stressed with work and you’d helped him get through it - and that you weren’t a burden and never would be, if anything you were an angel in disguise~
Lay: Lay would think similarly to Sehun and Xiumin - but instead of being angry, he’d be upset that you hadn’t spoken to him about it before, and that you thought you could ever be a burden to him. He’d probably end up crying while trying to convince you that your relationship was too important to him, and that if you ever begin to be a burden, he’d tell you - and help you both work through it. He’d give you a hugeee bearhug and not let you go for a while, after he had spoken to you, and I think you’d believe him
I certainly would~
I hope this was okay, thank you for requesting! <3
This is a bit of a strange question, but which members in EXO do you think fart the most and fart the least? and who would let out the smelliest ones?
I’m still laughing /favourite question everrrr
I imagine they’d all fart the same amount (because they’d be on similar diets etc) - just the likes of Lay and Kris would probably wait until you went out the room/not do it around you that much. Chen and Xiumin would probably be the smelliest (I really have no idea why I think this oh dearr)
Hope this was alright, and thank you for making me giggle!
how would luhan/sehun/baekhyun cuddle? like positions, would it lead to sxx? AHAHAH
Luhan: Luhan would probably like to spoon (either face-to-face or back-to-front) - I think he’d really appreciate being able to nuzzle your neck without having to stretch, and wrapping his arms around you would make him feel like he was protecting you. I don’t see Luhan randomly cuddling you unless you were both in bed already *cough* so I don’t think it would lead to anything~
Sehun: I think Sehun would like having you rest your head on his chest and wrapping his arms around you - he’d kiss your forehead every now and then and gently trace patterns on your shoulder. It’s also pretty easy to gently roll you onto your back. So yeah, it’s likely to lead to sex with Sehun ^-^
Baekhyun: I think, like Luhan, Baekhyun wouldn’t cuddle you unless you’d already done with dance with no pants
(I’m sorry but I’ve only just learnt this phrase and it’s hilarious I’m so sorry) - but that wouldn’t stop him from going for a second round. So he’s likely to like the same cuddle position as Sehun, but I don’t think he’d mind if you wanted to cuddle in a different position~
Hope this was ok (please ignore my easily-amusedness at the phrase I’m so sorry XD) and thank you for requesting! <3
what are the admin names!! and where r u from?! (:
My name is Beth and I’m from
the sunny land of the UK!
I’ll let D and L edit this for themselves if they want! :3
Admin D’s name is Andi and she’s from depressingly rainy Oregon~ ^^
Admin L is heading to bed!
I’ll definitely be answering more scenarios being that Im free tomorrow ;u;
Thank you all for the support!
I love you all
who wouldn't care if you were a bit of a messy eater ? not on purpose but you were a little clumsy and drop water on your shirt while drinking~ or dropping rice while eating etc. etc~ Thnx guys! I really love you guys! I hope you guys live FOREVER!!!
Chanyeol’s a slob Chanyeol’s 4 years of training in table manners left something to be desired :P, so he wouldn’t be one to talk. Kai might not mind either. D.O might think it’s cute.
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How would Kris/Luhan/Chanyeol be on your wedding day and honeymoon?
Kris: Kris would be like a different person on your wedding day (sort of). Usually, I think he’d be quite reserved in showing his emotions, like he’d have little smiles rather than huge beaming ones whenever you were in company. But on your wedding day he’d have a huge grin on his face, perhaps a few tears too - he’d have a hold of you all the time, he wouldn’t want to let go of your hand/arm, and he’d be so cute when reciting his vows and giving a speech at the reception. On your honeymoon, you’d probably do lots of ‘tourist’y things - seeing the sights, going to the beach/forest, depending on where you were - during the day, and then at night you two wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off of each other. He’d be coy and innocent with you and then would take complete control for a few hours (I don’t think I have time/space to go into details here sorry xD). He’d make sure the entire honeymoon was relaxing, so you fully destressed after the wedding (I’ve been led to believe that wedding planning is stressful!).
Luhan: Luhan would be bouncing around all day on your wedding day. He’s likely to have a big part in helping you with preparations, so he’d probably be running around checking everything was okay to help remove some of your stress. His vows would be spoken from his heart (intensely so), but his speech at the reception would be full of warm-hearted jokes and the like. Your honeymoon would most likely be spent in bed, or on loungers in a secluded beach etc (do you see where I’m going with this??). He’d definitely prefer a honeymoon by the sea, perhaps in a tropical country~
Chanyeol: Like Kris, you’d see a different side of Chanyeol on your wedding day. He’d be so sincere, he wouldn’t make too many jokes, and he’d be hugging everyone. He wouldn’t be able to take his eyes off of you, and might tear up the first time he sees you in your dress. His vows would be cute and heart-felt, and his speech would be the same. Like with Luhan, you wouldn’t want to get out of bed for your entire honeymoon (
if you could move without being constantly sore tbh), and Chanyeol would probably order lots of lavish food to be sent up to the room. You’d spend a few days doing ‘couple’y things, like bike riding (or anything you wanted to do) too, though, and if you’d gone to a historical city etc, you’d do a lot of sight-seeing
I hope this was okay, and sorry for not going in to much detail~
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What would it be like to watch super scary horror movies with Kris, Lay, Chen, and D.O?
Kris: He’d probably start off being all chill and manly, saying things like “I’ll be here to protect you if you get scared”, but the second it starts getting gory, he’ll practically shit his pants. He’d insist that he’s okay as he burrows underneath the couch pillows and cries.
Lay: He’d be a little more composed than Kris. If he was scared, he’d put on a poker face and try desperately to impress you with his manliness. If you held onto his arm, though, he’d be so distracted from the movie that he wouldn’t even be scared anymore.
Chen: He’d start off hesitant, and laughing a little if you asked him if he wanted to back out. Once it starts, you would be able to see the color draining from his face, and his Adam’s apple bobbing as he gulped. If it gets really bad, he might just reach for the remote and turn the movie off, then suggest that you two go see whatever chick flick you wanted to see.
D.O: How on Earth did you manage to convince him to do this? It would take a loooot to get him into the same room as a horror movie as it’s playing. He’d be a little uncomfortable if it got gory, so he might just hide his face in your hair for a while. It’d be adorable~
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How would Chanyeol/Xiumin/Luhan be when they're jealous and what would make them jealous?
Chanyeol: He’d probably feign casualness, like he didn’t care, but inside he’d be really, reeeallly annoyed. He’d do whatever he could to get in between you and whoever he was jealous of - think sabotaging your outfit before you go out to meet this person for lunch, pretending he’s ill so you stay in to look after him etc. He’d definitely be more affectionate and turn on the aegyo - you’d get lots of extra attention, and he’d do whatever you wanted him to *hinthintwinkwink* To make Chanyeol jealous, I think you’d have to be really vocal about someone around him - talking about how great this person is - and perhaps a bit touchy (putting your hand on their arm) and laughing at their jokes. It’s small, silly things, but I think it’d really get to him. He’d confess to what he was doing if you asked him, but he wouldn’t tell you outright. Chanyeol would probably ask you to either stop seeing that person, or take you with him when you went out - a bit over the top, if you ask me!
Xiumin: Xiumin would be more to-the-point about it. He’d tell you who he was jealous of, and what you’d done to make him jealous, with a tone in his voice that says he knows he’s being silly and over-thinking things but that he’s worried about losing you
he’s too cute omg. He wouldn’t ask you to stop seeing that person, he’d just ask you to tone it down. I think Xiumin would get jealous really easily, a bit like Chanyeol - I get the impression that Xiumin would constantly be in a state of shock that someone so amazing would be in a relationship with him, and would get worried easily. So, spending time with that person a lot, talking about them a lot etc would get him jealous.
Luhan: I really don’t think Luhan would be the type to get jealous. He might get annoyed about the fact that you’re spending time/energy on this person, but he’d be so sure about how much you two liked each other, he wouldn’t get worried about you leaving him - at least, not unless you started showing signs that you weren’t happy with your relationship. If he ever did get jealous, he’d shake it off and put it down to him over-thinking, but would keep an eye on you more so than usual. Being overly touchy-feely with someone would get him really annoyed, and I think that could turn into jealousy if he saw you doing it a lot.
Hope this was okay~ thank you for requesting!
How do you think luhan/chanyeol/kris would react if you were sad because you lost someone close to you(like a loved one or friend) on that day or in the past on that day(like a year after). Sorry if it's a touchy subject and love the scenarios <3
Luhan: He might try to distract you by taking you out to an amusement park or something. It’s not that he wouldn’t talk about it with you, it’s more that he’d just want to see you be happy~ After a day at the park and maybe a dinner out, he’d bring you home and curl up beside you in bed until you fell asleep so that he could make sure you were okay.
Chanyeol: He would be similar, but I feel like he’s not particularly good at dealing with emotions, so he might not be as mellow as Luhan is. Chanyeol would just be his vibrant self, running around wildly and telling stupid jokes, which might be just what you need to cheer up and take your mind off of things. If you really did need to talk about your feelings, though, I don’t think he would have any trouble sitting down and holding you while you got it off your chest.
Kris: He would just hold you tightly as soon as you told him what was going on. He would give you a safe place to open up in, assuring you that he’d always be there for you. Seeing you sad would make his protective instinct kick in, so he’d be more affectionate in public than usual, holding your hand and kissing your forehead. At home, he’d tuck you into bed and make you some tea, maybe, before wrapping his arms around you and making sure that you didn’t feel at all alone.
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"WHICH MEMBERS DO YOU THINK WOULD PREFER A GIRL WHO IS VERY GOOD AT MORE 'MANLY' SPORTS SUCH AS BASKETBALL, ROWING, BASEBALL OR EVEN A REALLY FAST SPRINTER OR GREAT LONG DISTANCE RUNNER?" which members would be the opposite?
The members who I think would most appreciate a more feminine woman would be Suho, D.O, Chen, Baekhyun, Lay, Xiumin, and Kai.
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How do you think Xiumin would act if a girl told him he was her bias at a meet/signing?
Xiumin would be thrilled~! He would grin widely and thank you a thousand times. He might draw a picture of a heart on whatever it is you’re asking him to sign~
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